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Ina small town lived a lovely woman named, ms. pink. It goes without saying that Ms. Pinks favorite color was pink. Matter of fact she was infatuated with the color pink. She lived in a comfortable pink house at the end of a cul-de-sac called pink street. One night while she lay comfortably in bed reading a book, the silence was shattered by her ringing door bell.Ms. Pink put down her book, flung back her pink covers, hopped out her pink bed, slipped on her pink house slippers, followed by her pink robe. Shuffled her way across her pink floor opened her pink door, and started bailing down her pink hallway. She went down her pink stair case and walked too her front door, which of course, just so happened too be a lovely shade of pink. When miss pink opened her front door she was surprised too se Mr.. Green."Oh, Mr.. Green, what brings you by at this time of night?"Mr.. Green replied in a sad tone, "me and my wife had a terrible argument and she told me too get out, can i crash at your house tonight until morning, im sure after we had a chance too cool off I can go over in the morning and work this out.""Sorry too hear that Mr.. Green, of course you can stay here please come in."And with that Mr.. Green entered the pink house.Ms. pink led Mr.. Green down her pink hallway too a pink door down stairs. Miss Pink opened the pink door and told Mr.. Green too have a seat on the pink bed, she explained this was the guest room and too sit tight she would be right back. Mr.. Green shuffled across he pink floor, and had a seat on a comfortable pink mattress. Ms. Pink then exited out the pink door to retrieve some linen for the pink bed inside the pink guestroom where Mr.. green would be spending the night. She walked down the pink hallway until she reached her pink linen closet. she opened up the pink doors of the closet and grabbed a set of pink sheets, a pink blanket, and a pink comforter. She then closed the pink linen closet doors, and made her way down the pink hallway too the pink guest bedroom door. She opened the door, and found Mr.. Green still sitting there on the pink bed.She handed him the pink bed linen, and Mr.. Green thanked her, and said that would be all. Ms. Pink said "O.K. let me know if you need anything, good nite." She then closed thee pink door behind her and walked down the pink hallway, too the pink stairs, she walked up the pink stairs, and down the upstairs hallway, and opened up her pink door. She took off her pink robe, slid out of her pink slippers, and laid backed down in her pink bed, too cuddle up with her book. A short while later she heard her door bell ring again. So she puts down her book walks across her pink floor, slides back into her pink house slippers, opens her pink door, walks down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs, and to the pink front door. When she opens the door she is surprised too see, Mr.. Blue."Mr.. blue, what brings you here this time of night?"Mr.. Blue witha hint of a liquor on his breath replied, "Oh i had a few drinks with the guys at the bar, and i seem to have misplaced my house keys, can i sleep here for the night until he morning when i can call a locksmith?""Why sure, but Mr.. green is in my guest room your gonna have too sleep on the couch.""Fine with me, trust me if i lay down im going too sleep no matter where it is"with that Ms. Pink ushered in Mr.. blue and led him down the pink hallway and into her pinked out den. In the center was a big plush pink couch. She instructed Mr.. blue too have a seat and she would return shortly. Ms. Pink then left the room walked down the pink hallway where she once again reached the pink linen closet with its pink doors. SHe opened the pink doors, and grabbed some pink sheets, a pink blanket, and a pink comforter. she then closed the pink doors to the pink linen closet and turned too walk down her pin k hallway into the pink den to hand Mr.. blue his pink linen for his night on the pink couch. Mr.. Blue thanked her, messily through a;; the pink sheets and blankets on top of him, and blacked completely out in an instant. Ms. Pink then walked back down the pink hallway up her pink stair case, down the pink upstairs hallway leading her too her too her pink bedroom door. Once inside miss pink took off her pink robe, and slipped off her pink slippers and walked across her pink floor and plopped down in her pink bed. no book this time, ms. pink turned out her pink lights, and slid underneath her pink covers.
When morning time hit ms. pink arose from her bed, flung back the pink covers, hopped out her pink bed, slid her pink slippers back on, along with her pink robe, exited her pink bedroom door, and waked down t he pink hallway too the pink stairs, proceeded down the pink stairs, down the pink hallway too the pink door of the pink guest room. She gently knocked and stepped in, Mr.. green was still asleep. "Mr.. Green wake up you can get a little breakfast before you leave."with that Mr.. green woke up, he got out the pink bed, and he and ms. pink folded up the pink sheets, and the pink blanket, and the pink bedspread. Mr.. green then followed ms. pink out of the pink bedroom down the pink hallway and too the pink linen closet. on the way ms. pink explained too Mr.. green about Mr.. blue. they both laughed as they put the pink linen inside the pink closet. Ms. Pink then led Mr.. green down the pink hallway into another pink room. A pink ass kitchen. Ms. Pink told Mr.. green too have a seat at the pink table and she would be back with Mr.. blue. Mr. green walked across the pink linoleum floors and had a seat at a pink chair and pulled it up the pink table. In the meantime Ms. Pink made her way down the pink hallway, and entered the pinked out den. She woke Mr.. Blue up from his sleep, and advised him too come have breakfast with herself and Mr.. blue. He got up slowly and he and ms. pink folded up all the pink linen. he then followed her down the pink hallway, too the pink linen closet, on the way ms. pink explained too him about Mr.. green. Mr.. blue called him a "pussy whipped trick" and they both ahd a good laugh before heading back down the hallway and into the pink kitchen. ms. Pink directed Mr.. blue too a pink chair at the pink table. She then walked across the pink floor too some pink cabinets, she opened the pink cabinet doors and pulled out three pink cereal bowls and placed them on t he pink counter. She then opened her pink drawer and pulled out three pink spoons. Ms. pink took the pink bowls and pink spoons too the pink breakfast table and set them down. She the walked over too the pink fefridgarator, and opened it up, and pulled out a pink carton of milk. She waked across the pink floor and set that on the table. Then she walked back across the pink floor over too the pink pantry door. she opened the door and pulled out 2 boxes of cereal. A box of lucky charms, and a box of tony the tigers'. She then closed her pink pantry door, walked back across the pink floor and set the two boxes of cereal down on the pink breakfast table.She then asked Mr.. green," would you like some lucky charms or some tony the tigers'?" Mr.. Green replied "Lucky charms" she then opened the box of lucky charms and poured him a nice helping of lucky charms into his pink bowl. She then asked Mr.. Blue "Lucky charms or Tony the Tigers'?""I'll take some Tony the tigers' please" She then poured a nice heaping serving of "tony the tigers" in his pink cereal bowl. "You know," said ms. pink."I think Ill have some tony the tigers also" and with that she poured herself a bowl of tony the tigers.
THe moral of the story is.............
2 out of 3 people prefer "tony the tigers" over "lucky charms"
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